March 2012
sometimes a run is all you need.
athletegirl:
Not a binge.
Not a day spent alone in your room.
Not a cancer stick.
Not an hour in front of the TV.
Not three ibuprofen.
Not searching for gratification on the internet.
Not a group hug.
Not a nap.
Not a shopping spree.
Not a Starbucks gift card.
Not sex.
Not a comforting text.
Not passing out after a night drinking.
Not even Tumblr.
Just,
a,
run.
Anonymous asked: do people actually think that's you tonguing a dog? your tits aren't that big/nice and your hair isn't cut that way. that girl doesn't even look like you at all! lol.
rumour:
i should give other people a chance to be hot too
ovenfullofhornyjews:
apparently jews wear yamakas to cover the scars they got when the devil horns were taken out
ryanamusements:
i don’t feel special when people compliment me on here cos you people would call the elephant man ‘perf’
chrisbrownofficial:
i can’t wait to go to Taco Bell and get a dorito taco so i can clog my arteries and die of a heart attack in the middle of the restaurant and all the awkward teenagers and foreigners who work there crowd around me and panic that’s exactly how i want to die
every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
“If you want to really hurt your parents, and you don’t have the nerve to be gay,...”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via girl-violence)
commanderinqueef:
orange juice is yellow
just take a moment and think about that
meatmodel:
were all going to have some weird cancer in 20 years because we sat in front of the computer so much
gaymzee:
im not doing anything for april fools day because i think my existence itself is a funny enough joke
Anonymous asked: WHY'D U REMOVE UR MUSIC? I LOVE YOUR MUSICC
nippleodeon:
sometimes i part my hair in the middle and laugh at myself
Anonymous asked: OK, just wondering - what drug(s) were you on when you were tonguing the dog?
mannydelgad0:
never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you
70percentwater asked: Any fun plans this weekend? How much longer do your classes go? Are you taking classes this summer or having a break? We still have 2 more months....*sigh*
things i did last night in a fit of drunkenness
poured beer on a douchebag
did the jersey turnpike
made out with some girl
funneled beer for the first time like a champ
passed out
