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TRY NOT TO JACK OFF?!?!?!?

jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

(via meanplastic)

lllllllllllllletswrite:

i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system

(via tightvaginas)

Has it ever struck you that life is all memory, except for the one present moment that goes by you so quick you hardly catch it going?
-The Milk Train Doesn’t Stop Here Anymore by Tennessee Williams (via fragile-waters)

(Source: catharinethegreat, via ssoporific)

buttchunks:

A living legend.
handstyled:

Damn

yourclitoris: SO HOT
yourclitoris
Look at me while you cum.
-

(via housewifeswag)

yourclitoris

(Source: subbieblackgrl, via annuuxoxo)

andthentherewasx:


kastingout:

xxx-mcmxciv:

♡

Gladly

I can do that


yourclitoris
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